nothing in here is true

  1. Saturday, June 2, 2018

    i try to be good, but it’s of no good 

    people dont want your help

    people dont want you to lead by example

    people dont care what youve done in your past thats good

    people only care about the demons in their own head

    how can they appease them

    people bow to those demons instead of to hope, to love, to possibilities

    theyre gonna vote republican

    theyre gonna lie about stuff to your face

    theyre gonna sell you out.

    when i think of leading by example i think of Pete Rose

    but people dont wanna think about Pete Rose

    they just wanna say he was a dumb redneck hillbilly who was a gambling addict

    they just wanna say how was he leading by example

    and i say i mean in baseball, the only reason you know him, the only thing he could do great

    can we focus on the thing he did great?

    the people dont wanna listen.

    you cannot help the people.

    Jesus came down here, walked around, debated the people

    but the people didnt wanna listen.

    he answered all the questions from his disciples.

    he walked on water on a wild day with the wind whipping around and the white caps and the spray

    he fed the hungry, healed the sick, all right in front of his disciples

    the people who were supposed to love him the most

    his squad.

    and the day before he was ready to die they said, ok cool but now can you show us God?

    he said but

    he said but why do you think i was able to do those things

    why do you think theyre about to kill me

    why do you think imma let em “kill” me

    and they said yeah yeah but come on youre great, but youre not God

    and then we shoulda known that you cant do anything for people

    maybe your mom will appreciate it.

    but thats probably it.

    your mom.

    and thats it.

  2. Wednesday, May 27, 2015

    had a bad day at work yesterday 

    artfelt like crying but the xbi tore that out of me.

    ive probably cried like twice since 1984.

    1984 of course being when the cubs lost to the padres in the playoffs while they were on the precipice of getting into the world series.

    the lottery is up to $215 million and every now and then i pass by the house that i last cried in and i think about winning the lottery and buying the house

    and tearing it down.

    and then buying the house next to it to live in and putting a big pool in the hole where the crying house once stood.

    but that would be wasteful.

    may as well buy more reasonably priced homes and put orphans in there.

    or air bnb and give the money to orphans.

    but what i really want to do is start a rehab facility like the one jeanine got cured at.

    and make it an affordable one for people who arent on welfare but who are also not rich gazillionaires.

    jeanine was lucky that she had been out of work for so long because she qualified for lots of assistance and government funding. when conservatives talk about how much money we give to the poor and ignore how much we allow big businesses not to pay in taxes,

    they overlook the fact that many of those programs put people on the right track again.

    and since we live in a world where republicans can c-block pretty much anything they want to in congress, people like me have to win the lottery all the time, which is annoying because all i want is season tickets to the cubs

    and for everyone who’s sick to get better because nothing is worse than feeling miserable and wanting to cry.