im seeing N.W.A tonight, snoop dogg and kendrick lamar opening

nothing in here

picked up a pretty girl today while ubering and she wanted to hear hip hop

one thing led to another we start talking about how Ice Cube is headlining the BET Experience tonight

and he’s gonna rock out with DJ Yella and MC Ren

and maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe

Dr. Dre

(a dj on the mic, ask what its like its like we getting hyped tonight)

satan

on one hand its Cube giving it up to the kids who love his music

but also in a month or two theres gonna be an n.w.a movie coming out

the one that suge knight was on the set of

when he got pissed at someone and ran him over with his escalade.

and will probably get life for murder.

so why not celebrate the worlds most dangerous group

in DTLA, killer seats,

on a saturday night in the

united

states of america

bhtimes

she said im flying to poland and i cant go.

i was all why are you doing that

she said im a model and i hardly ever get to go home.

i said how could i ever thank you

she said get me to the airport as fast as you can so i can get on the plane.

she told me the food in LA is terrible

too salty or two sweet.

i wanted to tell her about soul food, but she was on a roll.

statue

ive seen ice cube once, maybe twice

snoop dogg once

kendrick once

and n.w.a never and i love them and they love you right back

and dr dre better get his black billionaire ass on that stage.

my mom was Not happy with Miley Cyrus on Kimmel last night

which is weird because

1) i dont watch Jimmy Kimmel every night but for some reason i was enthralled and impressed by her

2) i didnt think my mom ever watched Kimmel

3) i thought her appearance was way tamer than her current video for her hit single (it’s #5 on Billboard)

anyways heres what moms texted me this morning:

“I was embarrassed for Miley Cyrus last night on Jimmy Kimbel. Her dance was not for tv even at night on non-cable channel.”

FCC, i hope you’re still a voracious reader of the busblog because my mom could use a better job than the one shes got right now

and she seems like just your cup of tea.

i dont think my mom saw the interview because in it she talked about how she and Snoop Lion are BFFs now

and says maybe its cuz they enjoy the natural wonders

“we’re more alike than you’d think,” Billy Ray’s daughter said.

nardwaur continues to be the best music interviewer ever

so of course he brought back the best SXSW interview.

the fact it was with Snoop Dogg Lion is just a happy accident.

what amazes me about this is we get to see Snoop even more less-guarded than normal.

Nardwaur is a master at helping his subjects feel relaxed. maybe its the hat.

maybe its that he is always giving people the coolest stuff.

maybe its because he not only knows music but loves it.

watch how Snoop quizzes Nard as to what record label he was on more than a decade ago

which is a tough trick because the D-O double G has been around the block, nephew.

its almost 14 minutes of interview (which most tv and radio shows will tell you is way too long)

and ends in the oddest/beautiful way.

i thank a certain canadian for turning me on to this priceless gem.

two chicks on e came over to my house last night

fucked up and confused, so i let them in.

y not

itd been raining so i lit a fire and retrieved blankets from the basement

and i plotted.

one of em looked like a blue eyed dita the other looked like a dirty britney

somehow they got a hold of way too much ecstacy and being pretty cute they were allowed to eat too much ecstacy

the key to a strong quickstarting impressive fire is to get a fake duraflame log or three from the 99cents store. chop a log up into thick meatloaf slice sizes. slide that under a wood log and poof, fire.

they flopped down on the couch and started spewing all this paranoid insane bullshit about how these girls were laughing at them and how these boys were talking shit about them and how terrible they looked when they looked in the mirror and i said

baby baby baby.

i didnt sit on the couch, i sat in my chair.

i already have a girlfriend.

who was out of town.

i said heres what we’re going to do we’re not going to think of anything negative for the rest of the night.

they said, but

i said no, we’re going to only focus on that fire, and maybe that tv if youre lucky.

and we looked at the fire and told happy stories that sometimes swerved into the ditch of negativity but you just pull yourself out of that ditch by saying something nice

like, you two are looking real good over there

with the halloween oranges and tangerine reds all flickering on your

young

moist

skin

shadows bouncing across the ceiling and the drapes

but im taken so we talked about crepes

which studies have shown you can do on that pill

talk about food, that is, deflect, if you will

but they wont

and last night they made out right in front of me

slightly hotter than what was on tv

and i swear theres magic in that couch.

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