nothing in here is true

  1. Thursday, April 24, 2014

    today i still dont have my laptop. it’s broke. im probably to blame 

    bears schedule

    i got a cheap chinese power adapter to replace my worn out one that was broken because the cord was getting exposed from use.

    the computer is now in the capable hands of Solomon from Tsar

    he didnt seem very happy about fixing it, but he never does, and when he does he gives it great care.

    but he lives far away from me now and has kids and a wife and dogs and goats and a pig called piggy that he has to wash and read to

    so when i said where can i drop it off he said give it to Ben and Ben will give it to me because they work together at nasa.

    secretly. (shhhhh.)

    so yesterday i was all screw this these are my friends i dont wanna burdon them, im made outta money lemm just go to the apple store

    but solomon has a password to the chip in my head and he saw what i was up to and im sure he wanted to insert more spyware into my macbook

    so Ben texted me and said yo imma be home at 8 dont be late so we met and all was well and hopefully now jeff is making it better

    when i asked Ben if i was pissing solomon off, he said, well he does manage people who manage people who manage people who do this now

    but then he said, but it’s good for jeff to remember where he came from.

    which is why ben should run for mayor of LA one day

    (i should hook him up with my hot neighbor.)

  2. Thursday, February 10, 2011

    rockstars have more tvs than that in their bathroom 

    solomon whalen and welch singing

    My mom says she doesn’t like the new busblog design. she blames it on being a virgo and resistance to change.

    i could eat peas all day.

    im very sad at what pechanga casino has done with Boston’s More than a Feeling

    i wish i was a smoker sometimes.

    i cant believe this week sped by so quick.

    i cant believe i actually have some say over how my body acts and performs

    i wish i had more time to play video games and watch breaking bad

    im procrastinating right now because im afraid of the honesty i will unleash in this report

    theres gonna be a major announcement up in this piece tomorrow around this time

    arcade fire is gonna play a secret show here in LA and at noon tomorrow they’ll say where you can buy ticket

    i really wanna go, cuz they put on the second best show that i saw last year.

    i wanna go to more shows this year, the smaller the better.

    i dont miss sxsw but i bet you i will mid march.

    i miss pizza ice cream m&ms french fries and you.

    which sadly rhymes with nothing in here is true.