i dont wanna be a sell out loser phony baloney two face nonsense maker
i dont wanna do things that anyone else can do
in a fancy cheese store in the south of france i dont wanna be sliced american
i wanna be brie but not any old cheapass dumbshit hey target has brie? brie.
i wanna have a little kick to it.
i want to make that ritz cracker say dude this would be so much better on a baguette
in a bakery tucked away in nowheresville i wanna be a skinny baguette your true love tucks under their arm
or puts in a basket on a bike and ring ring as they pedal down the cobblestone
i wanna be something thats not like the other things but not in a showoff way but in a
fuck yeah way.
i’ll probably frighten those prone to being frightened.
not because im reckless or dangerous or wild or scary.
but because im free.
i wanna be me.