well, the best telenovellas are in whatever this language is.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Monday, September 15, 2014
one of the bonuses of living in Hollywood is we get things that we dont deserve like special secret concerts
this weekend we were treated to three nights of Hollywood Bowl performances celebrating The Simpsons,
which is pretty much my favorite tv show of all time.
Conan, Weird Al, the people behind the voices, and even creator Matt Groening was there
it was fantastic and even had fireworks.
great rundown of highlights on Franklin Ave!
my buddy Chris who i watched the original four seasons with in college was there along with the Miller sisters
who could recite pretty much any line from any of the first 10 seasons.
i wore my Pin Pal bowling shirt and was so full of excitement and happiness that i literally puked with glee
during the live performance of The Bartman which lead into the fireworks.
really? yes. it was hot, i was drunk, i had eaten a sandwich with pickles, and i was overwhelmed.
now do you believe me that im a sensitive poet?
or was it the xbi….?
then yesterday there was the Miss America show. which was so amazing that if i had anything to puke i woulda puked too
it was a cross between Pop Up videos, and the worst portions of Toddlers and Tiaras.
no one should have won because there was very little to love about any of them except for how bizarre they were.
why did i watch it? oh because i love Miss America/Miss Universe but also I was on a super huge high after watching Da Bears
UPSET the San Francisco 49ers in an amazing comeback on Sunday Night Football.
there really is something absolutely wrong with me.
not women, not food, not even a live showing of The Simpsons can get me as emotional as a Chicago Bears football game
i get superstitious, i wont move, i cant drink, i can barely pee. im screaming at the TV
im live tweeting like a mad man. and finally im stomping around the house hugging the cats
and screaming to the church members jogging outside
DA BEARS WIN THE PENNANT DA BEARS WIN THE PENNANT!
i’m still flying high.
Friday, August 29, 2014
love live Australia
Monday, August 25, 2014
Hate her friends.
Or more precisely: her friends must hate her.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
it seems to me that no one really understands the constitution
or even the bill of rights.
if I ran CNN i would TAKE MY TIME and produce a 50-part series
about the history and the nitty gritty about the laws that govern us.
spending extra time on those that most often get misunderstood.
if Neil Degrasse Tyson can have a hit tv show explaining the science of the universe
then CNN can have an award winning series about the constitution and the amendments
produced in such a way to lay out what everything means.
so that if you watched it all you’d never think that there could be a “free speech zone”.
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
now im sad all over again
Saturday, July 19, 2014
if i was their producers i would give this away to movie theatres
and let them play them before the trailers.
Sunday, June 15, 2014
and wants us to start throwing them again at Iraq.
why? well because for the first time ever there’s unrest in the middle east and Graham feels left out.
“Iraq and Syria are going to be the staging ground for the next 9/11 if we don’t do something about it,” the senator from South Carolina squealed during CNN’s morning show today.
i really wish some reporters would ask him where the staging grounds for the first 9/11 were.
Monday, June 2, 2014
If the Masters never cut me, I never am Unsullied.
I never stand in the Plaza of Pride when Daenerys Stormborn orders us to kill the Masters.
I never am chosen to lead the Unsullied.
I never meet Missandei from the island of Naath.
I am sorry for today.
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
as someone who has gone to sxsw, enjoyed the conferences
and the parties.
and as someone whose heart has been in isla vista since the late 80s
i think this is both hilarious and mostly true.
theres plenty of conferences happening in 93117
just not as many badges.