love live Australia
Friday, August 29, 2014
Monday, August 25, 2014
Hate her friends.
Or more precisely: her friends must hate her.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
it seems to me that no one really understands the constitution
or even the bill of rights.
if I ran CNN i would TAKE MY TIME and produce a 50-part series
about the history and the nitty gritty about the laws that govern us.
spending extra time on those that most often get misunderstood.
if Neil Degrasse Tyson can have a hit tv show explaining the science of the universe
then CNN can have an award winning series about the constitution and the amendments
produced in such a way to lay out what everything means.
so that if you watched it all you’d never think that there could be a “free speech zone”.
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
now im sad all over again
Saturday, July 19, 2014
if i was their producers i would give this away to movie theatres
and let them play them before the trailers.
Sunday, June 15, 2014
and wants us to start throwing them again at Iraq.
why? well because for the first time ever there’s unrest in the middle east and Graham feels left out.
“Iraq and Syria are going to be the staging ground for the next 9/11 if we don’t do something about it,” the senator from South Carolina squealed during CNN’s morning show today.
i really wish some reporters would ask him where the staging grounds for the first 9/11 were.
Monday, June 2, 2014
If the Masters never cut me, I never am Unsullied.
I never stand in the Plaza of Pride when Daenerys Stormborn orders us to kill the Masters.
I never am chosen to lead the Unsullied.
I never meet Missandei from the island of Naath.
I am sorry for today.
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
as someone who has gone to sxsw, enjoyed the conferences
and the parties.
and as someone whose heart has been in isla vista since the late 80s
i think this is both hilarious and mostly true.
theres plenty of conferences happening in 93117
just not as many badges.
Friday, April 4, 2014
1. howard stern
2. bruce springsteen
3. conan o’brien
4. barack obama
5. miley cyrus
6. alec baldwin
7. bill murray
8. bill clinton
9. ice cube
12. spike jonze
13. russell brand
14. snoop dogg
15. sarah silverman
16. mick jagger
17. johnny rotten
19. will ferrell
20. steve martin
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
its also cold and windy and not at all like april in LA its more like december but whatevs
it’ll be over by sunrise.
it’s 1:22am and this pretty girl was worrying about life the universe and everything
cosmos was on and she was all, wow if the universe is really that big then we are seriously worthless.
if we are a speck of dust on a speck of dust surrounded by millions of other specks
in world of specks, then who cares?
the rain hadn’t come down yet but it was fixin to.
i said theres a few things we can do with this information: we can let it bum us out
or we can say wow out of all of those specks, we’re the only ones
we’re the only ones with taco bell.
which means, we might be the only one that God really does pay attention to.
i said, i bet there are thousands of planets that God really digs for one reason or another
like maybe one is really pretty or one is really smart
but computers were really just starting to take off in the 80s and boom ten years later so many people had the internet
thats almost as smart as pants.
theres a leak by my fridge and when it rains i have to make sure the bucket it under the leak.
i have a little flashlight back there just for nights like these where ive gotta adjust the bucket
because its near the fridge it means its also near the freezer
so i came back with two bowls of ice cream.
and a can of whipped cream.
fuckers on planet zip aint made no whipped cream outta a can, i said.
and we turned off cosmos for the night.