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  1. Monday, September 2, 2013
  2. Tuesday, July 16, 2013

    Temar Boggs, 15, hero 

    Temar Boggs, 15, hero

    while we were all mourning one tall teenage black kid, another tall black teenager has emerged as a hero.

    Temar Biggs and his friend saw what appeared to be an older gentleman luring a 5-year-old girl into his car with ice cream.

    so Temar and his buddy got on their bikes and followed the car and chased it down.

    the little girl was returned to her grateful mom and people in Pennsylvania are looking for the suspect.

    He’s between 50 and 70 years old and walks with a limp. He’s driving reddish-purple or maroon car with round taillights. He was sporting green shoes, green pants and a red-and-white striped shirt.

    Anderson Cooper should have young Temar on his show.

  3. Monday, May 13, 2013

    super creepy video of the day 

    this is a crook caught on video attempting to break into a home in Angeleno Heights last week

    the very same neighborhood your friend Sass lived in before she went back to jet-setting.

    sadly they have not caught this fat bastard, but if you know who he is, please call the fuzz.

    i really love Angeleno Heights and your BFF Pretty Lisa, as etienne calls her

    has just moved there.

    and also three sweet College of Creative Studies grads live there

    because its awesome and has great views of downtown and is very close to Dodger Stadium,

    Echo Park, DTLA, and Silver Lake

    and yet gangs and thieves are ruining it for errryone.

    happy monday!

  4. Monday, February 18, 2013

    advice from the Boom Boom Bandit: no drama, no boom boom 

    boom boom bandit

    he’s a tall drink of water
    who will blow you up with his scary bag of flares
    with wires sticking out.

    he’s a white male from 6’1″- 6’3″ tall.
    he’s between 180-220 pounds
    and about 35-40 years old.

    last Tuesday he’s suspected of jacking a Chase bank in the 12000 block of Venice Blvd
    and a Bank of America on the 11000 block of Santa Monica Blvd

    in both alleged heists he held a note to the the teller that said “No drama, no boom boom.”
    meanwhile he was holding a gun and a possible bomb in a bag.
    although it could have been flares with wires sticking out.

    authorities say his hair may be a wig.

  5. Saturday, September 8, 2012

    had to work today 

    Marina Muun.

    its cool, my work is blogging.

    some of it was sad:
    Dead woman’s body in flipped-over SUV found at bottom of Calabasas canyon

    some of it was sad and weird:
    Teenager stabbed to death, 31-year-old man on a bike arrested for murder

    some more of it was sad:
    Kemp to have MRI, out until at least Tuesday

    some of it was very weird:
    O.J. Simpson’s lawyer tampered with ‘bloody glove,’ claims former prosecutor Darden

    and it started very very weirdly:
    Video: Police arrest man with scissors hiding in Miley Cyrus’s bushes

    then i went for a hike and ate chicken.

    hi friday night on saturday!