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  1. Tuesday, April 23, 2013

    one of us one of us 

    tyler

    for years loyal readers have been privy to the inner workings of my “nephew”

    just this past Christmas you watched him do the Gangham style dance with his sister

    if you noticed there was a time when he didn’t like to be social

    but the xbi saw potential in him and asked me if i was interested in “transitioning” him

    tyler spinning the tea cup

    i was all, absolutely not, this is a kid who gets dizzy in the teacups at disneyland

    shortsop tyler

    and they were like, yeah but he’s also a left hand hitting shortstop capable of anything

    tyler

    i said no way.

    tyler scar

    and then on the xbi instagram i saw the scar and i was all omg they did it anyways

    after treatment

    the xbi likes to put a chip in the back of the head of its agents

    me from back

    mine is fading, but its still there.

    wooden bathtub

    welcome to the agency, tyler, enjoy your wooden bathtub. you’ll need it.