nothing in here is true

  1. Wednesday, March 6, 2013
  2. Tuesday, March 5, 2013
  3. met a nice dancer at a food court at caesars palace 

    collard greens

    we were both eating alone


    are you here on vacation she asked.

    i was about to eat a lobster roll on the thickest texas toast.

    i said what songs do you dance to?

    she said michael jackson, tupac, biggie, aaliyah, everyone who’s dead.

    i said i came here to meet you.

    she was about to eat collard greens.

  4. Monday, March 4, 2013
  5. Sunday, January 6, 2013
  6. Tuesday, December 18, 2012

    im glad i will be home for the end of the world 


    if i had to be anywhere for the end of times i think id rather be at vegas

    in a hot tub

    eating ribs

    wearing my cubs hat

    surrounded by “dancers”.

    but a nice plan B is being with my fam,

    near wrigley

    eating ribs

    wearing a cubs hat

    surrounded with “snow”.

    so i guess this will work out.


  7. Tuesday, October 23, 2012
  8. xbi isnt always right about everything 

    but when there was a knock at the door yesterday morning

    and i saw a chauffeur from the agency who yelled through the door


    i said to myself, what the hell. and we drove through the desert.

    chantal claret

    checked into the xbi suite

    and became one with the surroundings.

    sadly ive already said too much.

  9. Sunday, September 23, 2012
  10. Saturday, May 26, 2012

    memorial day weekend over the last 10 years on the busblog 

    2011, sedona with the truest

    karisa and alissa
    2010, luxor

    2009, beasties throw down with the roots

    2008, exclusive interview with the new canadian blogger named sass

    laist bbq
    2007, LAist bbq

    ice cream man at coachella
    2006, fired from buzznet

    abe lincoln vs kanye
    2005, interviewed by Blogebrity

    2004, interviewed by the new york times about blogging, i find issues with it

    palm trees
    2003, weekend photo essay

    2002, got stung by a bee, said something punny