Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
but the good news is, the night is still young
ask my dog
we were both eating alone
are you here on vacation she asked.
i was about to eat a lobster roll on the thickest texas toast.
i said what songs do you dance to?
she said michael jackson, tupac, biggie, aaliyah, everyone who’s dead.
i said i came here to meet you.
she was about to eat collard greens.
Monday, March 4, 2013
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
if i had to be anywhere for the end of times i think id rather be at vegas
in a hot tub
wearing my cubs hat
surrounded by “dancers”.
but a nice plan B is being with my fam,
wearing a cubs hat
surrounded with “snow”.
so i guess this will work out.
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
gym tan laundry duh
but when there was a knock at the door yesterday morning
and i saw a chauffeur from the agency who yelled through the door
PACK YOUR BAGS AGENT.
i said to myself, what the hell. and we drove through the desert.
checked into the xbi suite
and became one with the surroundings.
sadly ive already said too much.
Sunday, September 23, 2012
also why are all these kids bored in vegas at the rock show?
anyways now Billie Joe is in rehab.
first press release ive ever seen via instagram
Saturday, May 26, 2012
2011, sedona with the truest
2009, beasties throw down with the roots
2008, exclusive interview with the new canadian blogger named sass
2007, LAist bbq
2006, fired from buzznet
2005, interviewed by Blogebrity
2004, interviewed by the new york times about blogging, i find issues with it
2003, weekend photo essay
2002, got stung by a bee, said something punny