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  1. Wednesday, March 9, 2011

    hey happy ash wednesday 

    to celebrate Fat Tuesday i drove to new orleans and caught some crawfish

    then i drank a beer and fell asleep with my pants still on.

    at the la brea tar pits

    so this morning i met up with lauren clark of rocket at the la brea tar pits

    and she showed your favorite cuban girl and myself around the most recent excavation going down on the miracle mile

    yes that cuban girl

    funny story: first the cuban she said i looked thinner which was nice SINCE I AM

    then she said man youre getting old, any closer to having kids?

    then before i could answer she said, oh sorry maybe youre infertile.

    to which i said, in my most sultry barry white voice

    lets find out.

    which inspired her typical ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

    which ive missed so