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  1. Friday, January 5, 2018

    fakers always quit 

    theres a youtube celebrity jackass named Logan Paul who fell into the trap of

    instead of shining his fleeting light on others

    chose to constantly try to one-up himself by being more and more obnoxious

    and extreme

    than all the other youtube jackasses including his jackass brother.

    he did it by visiting japan and instead of showing his millions of fans

    the beauty and culture and magic of the island

    he instead took a walk inside the Sea of Trees

    otherwise known as the Suicide Forest

    which his cameras caught living up to its name.

    when he posted the deceased hanging from a tree, the internet backlash was quick and sure.

    it roundly called the 20something Paul an asshole

    and he shot a video apologizing and then said he was going to take a little break from posting on youtube.

    which, to me, proves that he is a faker.

    a real youtube star never abandons his post.

    did Tolstoy stop writing novels when his life got hard?

    did Woody Allen stop making films?

    not even death could stop 2Pac from rolling out hits, but Logan Paul,

    the moment he becomes actually interesting


    logs off like a bitch.

    this process that he is going through of wrestling between

    Should I Stop Being A Clown


    When Can I Go Back To Being a Worthless Clown

    if done in a realistic manner, could be beneficial to the viewer and youtuber alike.

    Van Gogh painted through this problems, not because of money money money

    but because he was a painter.

    all of these people who quit doing the thing that they allegedly are omg soooo awesome at

    to me, seem like they were only in it for the money.

    which is the most jackassy thing to be in it for.

  2. Saturday, February 7, 2015
  3. Saturday, August 17, 2013

    everything is perpective, context, anticontext… and speed 

    this is called slow ass jolene

    it’s dolly parton’s original of the white stripes classic

    slowed down to make it sound like a


    a man who youve never heard before

    but sorta a woman

    but definately not dolly parton even though thats exclusively who it is.

    this is now the only song i wanna hear of dolly’s and its not even on a record

    @rdio doesnt have it, only youtube does, and now you.

    i want to hear the greatest hits of dolly now this way

    and for sure yoko ono.

    i want everything slowed down, and put on you tube.

    toot suite

  4. Thursday, June 20, 2013

    john mcafee may have just made the years greatest video 

    the self proclaimed eccentric millionaire

    does all the things you wouldnt think a fellow in his position

    would do

    but he does them with gusto, humor,

    and the most curious dig at a particular website.

    all while dissing the product that got him filthy rich.

    the world has indeed turned insane.

    wash out your red solo cups.

  5. Friday, April 26, 2013

    ive had headaches every day for the last few days, probs from watching the web so much 

    brazilian mob vs asswipe

    but the xbi taught us that if you rub a little tussin on it all will be well.

    and also, if it hurts when you do that: keep doing it till either you die or it goes away

    sorta worked with carpal tunnel, i just kept blogging right through the pain for a good year or two.

    call me stubborn, or too lazy to change, but whatevs, i love the web, mostly for reasons like this

    i was reading a message board and saw the picture above, and i was all, wow whats going on?

    so i reverse image searched it and learned that last year at some feminist rally in brazil,

    this dude whipped out his junk and surprise surprise the ladies didnt appreciate that at all

    which seemed to excite him that much more – which only enraged the crowd, which quickly turned into a mob

    and then thats when this youtuber got his camera rolling:

    no it’s not a happy ending

    but it is a testament to youtube: watch enough of it and you will literally see the world

    usually being ridiculous.

  6. Monday, April 1, 2013
  7. Wednesday, January 9, 2013
  8. Sunday, November 25, 2012

    dude awarded $25k the last time Hawthorne PD arrested him for taking pics, jailed again 

    earlier this month Daniel J. Saulmon was detained for 4 days for shooting this video in Hawthorne, CA.

    in 2005 mr. saulmon won $25,000 when in a settlement when he was arrested on a similar charge.

    it is not illegal to photograph police (or anything) happening on public streets. and unless an officer has reasonable cause to suspect you are doing something illegal, you are not required to produce identification in California.

    will photographing police while they’re working upset them? sure. would you be annoyed if someone was photographing you while you were working? probably. but if your job is about knowing the laws and enforcing them, you are often held to a different standard in relation to laws.

    also, im sure mr. saulmon, and his bicycle, and his camera, are probably the last things police want around when theyre working.

    with that said he spent 4 days in jail for this and something tells me he will either get another $25k, or more for this incident.

    it also reminds me of this one:

    which makes think that police and sheriffs deputies need to rethink how they are going to deal with this modern era where people have cameras and recording devices everywhere

    and often, they are the new subjects of the reality show that will instantly be published online.

  9. Friday, November 16, 2012
  10. Saturday, June 9, 2012